Pained toenails can fix anything.
Someone should chalk paint that and hang it on a wall, maybe sell it on a yard sale site.
A simple pedicure is a gift you can give yourself, and enjoy for weeks if you do it right.
Just like a bottle of wine.
It's true. There's nothing I like more than popping open a bottle of sweet red and enjoying a glass with my feet up, complete with a great view of my painted toenails.
I enjoy wine by the glass, but don't always indulge. A lot of things have to happen before I can get to that point.
First, the dishes have to be done, the house must be tidy, the lights must be low, and the kids must be close to heading to bed. I call it the OCD guide to Relaxation. Also, it wouldn't hurt if the planets were aligned just right.
It's the reason why, I A) always have an open bottle of wine in the fridge, B) have never had to join AA, and C) have very few friends.
But, I always have painted toenails and for that I am thankful.